Catholics: “Lord, show me my weaknesses and my sins, and purify me and make me pleasing to You, because I feel myself growing in the desire to love You more.”

Catholics: “Lord, show me my weaknesses and my sins, and purify me and make me pleasing to You, because I feel myself growing in the desire to love You more.”

God: “Ok, here’s some minor almost insignificant pain to test the waters.”

Catholics: “AH IT IS PAINFUL PLEASE STOP I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME DO YOU EVEN EXIST? GOD NEVER ANSWERS PRAYERS!!”

God: “…………..”

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